Conversations we actually have.

Just two roommates that never shut the fuck up.

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They say ToS violations are hardest on the families.

Augusta:
Guess who doesn't have a Facebook anymore!
Jess:
Who?!
Augusta:
Me, because Facebook disabled it because I changed my name!
Jess:
What?! I know so many people who do that though! And wtf no I don't like this at all!!! What the fuck am I going to do now that I can't clutter your wall up, omg, NO. NO FUCKING BUENO.
Augusta:
How do you think I feel about it?
Jess:
I'm turning into a ragecano right now. Legit upset. Forever. Hating. Everything.

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Damn it, Erick!!

Augusta:
Ugh, I hate everything on your behalf. Like, Erick is looking at me weird because i'm sighing and groaning angrily at my phone.
Jess:
Leave us alone, Erick, we're hating all the things!

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I will citizen's arrest you and eat your license.

Jess:
Literally falling asleep behind the wheel, text with me to keep me alert please
Augusta:
...That is EQUALLY dangerous!!
Jess:
The vibrating will get me alert though...I think I nodded out for like an instant on a bridge of all things.
Augusta:
You BETTER be going to bed early. I WILL GROUND YOU.
Jess:
loooollll
Augusta:
THIS IS NOT FUNNY. You are having someone text you to make your driving safer. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.

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